Coaches for Pigs?

I didn't know where else to post this but clearly what has coaching come to? Go figure. Your comments are welcomed. As reported in Ananova: Piglets in training for sport

Russian piglets are being trained for competition by personal coaches as a new craze of pig racing spreads across the country. The training at the Sport Pig Centre in the Moscow region includes honing the piglet's skills in running, swimming, and 'pig-ball competitions'. "They are going through general training and only after that will they take up different specialist sports. The piglets are being looked after by coaches and zoo psychologists."
10:49 Tuesday 14th March 2006